"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.
I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.
Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”
Finding a typo in a book
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me